1 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:43,460 -Biva Publications, Merry Christmas. 2 00:02:52,344 --> 00:02:54,346 Biva Publications, Merry Christmas. 3 00:02:55,055 --> 00:02:56,855 No, I'm sorry, Miss Scrooge is in conference. 4 00:02:57,015 --> 00:02:58,350 May someone else help you? 5 00:03:08,944 --> 00:03:10,696 Biva Publications, Merry Christmas. 6 00:03:12,114 --> 00:03:14,032 No, I'm sorry, Mr. Gervich, 7 00:03:14,282 --> 00:03:17,202 Miss Scrooge is in conference and left orders not to be disturbed. 8 00:03:17,452 --> 00:03:19,788 She's busy and left orders not to be disturbed, 9 00:03:20,038 --> 00:03:20,664 Mr. Gervich. 10 00:03:20,914 --> 00:03:22,541 Biva Publications, Merry Christmas. 11 00:03:28,046 --> 00:03:30,173 -Impotent, impotent. 12 00:03:30,799 --> 00:03:35,554 If I were searching for a word to best describe this feeble attempt 13 00:03:35,804 --> 00:03:36,805 at a layout, 14 00:03:37,055 --> 00:03:39,015 impotent would spring to my lips. 15 00:03:39,266 --> 00:03:41,143 -But Miss Scrooge... -Don't but Miss 16 00:03:41,393 --> 00:03:44,229 Scrooge me, Bob Hatchet. - But Miss Scrooge... 17 00:03:44,479 --> 00:03:46,356 -I told you not to do that. 18 00:03:47,065 --> 00:03:48,066 -Oh. 19 00:03:49,943 --> 00:03:53,780 -How do you expect me to keep my circulation as high as it's been 20 00:03:54,114 --> 00:03:56,783 with a bunch of photographs of limp dicks? 21 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:00,996 Hatchet, today's woman will not accept a limp dick 22 00:04:01,246 --> 00:04:02,372 in her bedroom, will she? 23 00:04:02,664 --> 00:04:03,665 -No, I guess not. 24 00:04:03,957 --> 00:04:06,460 -She won't accept a limp dick on her singles' weekend, 25 00:04:06,710 --> 00:04:08,503 will she? -I suppose she won't. 26 00:04:08,795 --> 00:04:11,631 -Then she certainly won't accept a bunch of limp dicks 27 00:04:11,882 --> 00:04:13,133 in her favorite magazine. 28 00:04:13,550 --> 00:04:16,303 -Miss Scrooge, the photographer had trouble with these models. 29 00:04:16,553 --> 00:04:17,864 It's very difficult to get exactly... 30 00:04:17,888 --> 00:04:22,392 -Hatchet, I don't care how you do it, I don't care if you work all night, 31 00:04:23,101 --> 00:04:27,731 these cocks had better be as big and as hard as the Washington monument. 32 00:04:28,565 --> 00:04:30,317 -Miss Scrooge, it's Christmas Eve. 33 00:04:30,609 --> 00:04:31,818 -Bah humbug. 34 00:04:32,569 --> 00:04:33,820 Christmas Eve, is it? 35 00:04:34,070 --> 00:04:37,365 Why does everything have to stop just because it's Christmas? 36 00:04:37,991 --> 00:04:39,117 -It's only once a year. 37 00:04:39,910 --> 00:04:40,994 I promised my wife. 38 00:04:41,244 --> 00:04:42,287 -Bah humbug. 39 00:04:42,579 --> 00:04:43,579 Hatchet, 40 00:04:43,747 --> 00:04:47,375 if I were you, I'd worry more about my job than about Christmas. 41 00:04:48,794 --> 00:04:49,795 -Miss Scrooge... 42 00:04:50,045 --> 00:04:51,379 -Go, Hatchet, 43 00:04:51,797 --> 00:04:53,632 and take this hatchet job with you, 44 00:04:57,219 --> 00:04:59,679 and send in the Biva Boy of the Month candidate 45 00:04:59,930 --> 00:05:00,930 on your way out. 46 00:05:01,598 --> 00:05:03,517 -Biva Publications, Merry Christmas. 47 00:05:04,351 --> 00:05:07,312 No, I'm sorry, Mr. Gervich, Miss Scrooge is in conference. 48 00:05:07,813 --> 00:05:11,316 She's very busy, Mr. Gervich, and left orders not to be disturbed. 49 00:05:12,108 --> 00:05:13,735 Perhaps Mr. Hatchet can help you. 50 00:05:22,953 --> 00:05:23,954 -Come in. 51 00:05:25,121 --> 00:05:26,122 -Good afternoon. 52 00:05:27,374 --> 00:05:30,710 I'm Curt Reynolds, and a Merry Christmas to you, toots. 53 00:05:31,169 --> 00:05:32,754 -Bah humbug. 54 00:05:33,797 --> 00:05:34,881 -I beg your pardon? 55 00:05:35,549 --> 00:05:37,968 - 'm not interested in what season it happens to be, 56 00:05:38,218 --> 00:05:39,302 Mr. Reynolds. 57 00:05:40,637 --> 00:05:43,223 I'm a very busy woman, so would you mind? 58 00:05:43,598 --> 00:05:45,201 -Oh, sure. I have the portfolio right here. 59 00:05:45,225 --> 00:05:47,269 I think you'll see any photos you'd like. 60 00:05:49,896 --> 00:05:52,566 -You do have quite a body here, Mr. Reynolds. 61 00:05:52,899 --> 00:05:56,778 -Well I do manage to keep in shape with a few bumps and grinds here and there 62 00:05:57,028 --> 00:05:59,072 and a few midnight pushups. 63 00:06:00,115 --> 00:06:01,116 -I can see that, 64 00:06:02,158 --> 00:06:04,411 but we can't tell everything from photographs. 65 00:06:04,619 --> 00:06:06,955 We expect a great deal from our Biva Boys, 66 00:06:07,664 --> 00:06:08,665 a great deal. 67 00:06:09,374 --> 00:06:10,584 Take off your clothes. 68 00:06:11,501 --> 00:06:12,501 -Why, a certain amount. 69 00:06:12,627 --> 00:06:16,256 I've got nothing to hide but my shortcomings. 70 00:06:30,562 --> 00:06:32,814 -Gina, I'd like you in here right now, please. 71 00:06:36,651 --> 00:06:37,819 -Yes, Miss Scrooge. 72 00:06:39,404 --> 00:06:41,907 -This young gentleman thinks he'd like to be a Biva Boy. 73 00:06:42,157 --> 00:06:45,201 What do you think? - You do seem to have the right equipment. 74 00:06:46,369 --> 00:06:47,996 Does it work as good as it looks? 75 00:06:53,126 --> 00:06:54,794 - t's never let me down yet, mama. 76 00:07:04,679 --> 00:07:07,933 -You do understand, Mr. Reynolds, that even though my assistant 77 00:07:08,183 --> 00:07:12,228 is touching and caressing your penis, that this is only business. 78 00:07:12,479 --> 00:07:15,190 -That's right, ma'am, but before we dine, we got to sign. 79 00:07:16,107 --> 00:07:18,485 -I must know, for my readers, 80 00:07:19,069 --> 00:07:21,613 what it looks like when it's bigger and harder, 81 00:07:22,364 --> 00:07:25,617 whether you really qualify to be a sex symbol. 82 00:07:25,951 --> 00:07:28,244 I mean whether you really qualify. 83 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,919 Does it meet with your approval, dear? 84 00:07:37,337 --> 00:07:38,880 -Very much, Miss Scrooge. 85 00:10:46,901 --> 00:10:49,612 -Hiya, sweetheart. No, I'm still at the office, babe. 86 00:10:51,364 --> 00:10:54,534 I know it's Christmas Eve, but Miss Scrooge said 87 00:10:54,784 --> 00:10:56,995 she'd fire me if I didn't finish this layout. 88 00:10:58,663 --> 00:11:00,999 Yes, dear, I know Tiny Kim wants her daddy home. 89 00:11:03,001 --> 00:11:04,752 Look, sweetheart, I'll finish this, 90 00:11:06,296 --> 00:11:07,576 speed it up as quickly as I can. 91 00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:09,757 I'll be home as soon as possible, okay? 92 00:11:11,426 --> 00:11:12,427 Bye. 93 00:11:12,677 --> 00:11:13,678 Sweetheart, 94 00:11:14,679 --> 00:11:15,680 Merry Christmas. 95 00:11:17,307 --> 00:11:18,308 Bye. 96 00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:02,980 -Biva Publications, Merry Christmas. 97 00:19:03,981 --> 00:19:05,917 No, I'm sorry, Miss Scrooge has left for the day, 98 00:19:05,941 --> 00:19:07,318 but she will be in tomorrow. 99 00:19:07,985 --> 00:19:10,571 I know it's Saturday, and I know it's Christmas Day. 100 00:19:10,988 --> 00:19:13,282 Yes, but she always works on Christmas Day. 101 00:19:32,259 --> 00:19:34,345 -Pauli? Pauli, where are you? 102 00:19:35,054 --> 00:19:36,347 -Yes, Miss. Scrooge. 103 00:19:37,264 --> 00:19:38,766 -If I've told you once, 104 00:19:39,016 --> 00:19:41,102 I've told you a thousand times not to leave 105 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:43,813 your cleaning apparatus strewn all over the house. 106 00:19:44,563 --> 00:19:46,357 - 'm sorry, Miss Scrooge, but I don't... 107 00:19:46,607 --> 00:19:49,568 -Don't but Miss. Scrooge me. Why does everyone bug me? 108 00:19:49,819 --> 00:19:52,363 "But Miss Scrooge that, but Miss Scrooge this." 109 00:19:52,655 --> 00:19:53,739 I've had enough of it. 110 00:19:54,031 --> 00:19:55,199 Now, get this out of here. 111 00:19:55,449 --> 00:19:56,449 Look at that. 112 00:19:56,867 --> 00:19:58,994 -Uhh, oh, Miss Scrooge, 113 00:19:59,412 --> 00:20:01,580 I was wondering if I could have the night off. 114 00:20:01,831 --> 00:20:03,951 My boyfriend, Tony, has tickets to the Christmas show 115 00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:06,419 at Radio City, and being that it's Christmas, 116 00:20:06,669 --> 00:20:08,796 I thought you might let me have the night off. 117 00:20:09,255 --> 00:20:13,259 -What? If I hear Christmas from one more person... 118 00:20:14,552 --> 00:20:16,095 Look, you cheap little tart. 119 00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:19,223 If you want to perversely copulate with your boyfriend, 120 00:20:19,473 --> 00:20:20,850 do it on your own time. 121 00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:24,061 Now I've got to get some sleep, and I don't want to be disturbed. 122 00:20:24,311 --> 00:20:25,354 Do you understand? 123 00:20:25,604 --> 00:20:26,814 -Yes, Miss Scrooge. 124 00:20:43,998 --> 00:20:48,335 -If Lance Marley was only still alive, he was the only one that ever understood 125 00:20:48,586 --> 00:20:49,586 what was going on. 126 00:20:50,254 --> 00:20:55,092 All of these incompetent fools babbling about Christmas and this and that. 127 00:20:57,428 --> 00:20:59,180 Absolutely ridiculous. 128 00:22:58,340 --> 00:22:59,717 -Carol. 129 00:23:01,093 --> 00:23:02,678 Carol Scrooge. 130 00:23:05,222 --> 00:23:06,807 Carol! 131 00:23:08,309 --> 00:23:10,603 Carol Scrooge! 132 00:23:12,605 --> 00:23:14,982 Turn around, you dummy. 133 00:23:17,026 --> 00:23:20,696 Turn around and look upon me! 134 00:23:21,488 --> 00:23:23,657 -What are you doing? What do you want with me? 135 00:23:23,908 --> 00:23:25,284 -Carol Scrooge. 136 00:23:26,827 --> 00:23:27,828 -Who are you? 137 00:23:28,662 --> 00:23:31,123 -Don't ask me who I was 138 00:23:31,373 --> 00:23:35,210 Ask me who I was, in life! 139 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:41,342 In life, I was your partner, Lance Marley. 140 00:23:42,551 --> 00:23:47,640 Don't you remember me, Carol Scrooge? 141 00:23:48,098 --> 00:23:49,683 Look at me. 142 00:23:50,601 --> 00:23:52,603 -Why are you wearing that thing? 143 00:23:52,853 --> 00:23:54,563 - 'm glad you asked me, 144 00:23:56,273 --> 00:23:57,691 Carol Scrooge. 145 00:23:58,192 --> 00:24:00,444 I am wearing this chain 146 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:03,489 I formed in life 147 00:24:04,073 --> 00:24:06,283 inch by inch, 148 00:24:07,409 --> 00:24:09,244 Yard by yard. 149 00:24:10,245 --> 00:24:12,665 -Please spare me, Lance. 150 00:24:13,123 --> 00:24:14,124 What do you want? 151 00:24:14,792 --> 00:24:15,876 -How do I look, Carol? 152 00:24:16,752 --> 00:24:17,836 Different, don't I? 153 00:24:18,504 --> 00:24:20,422 I've got a proposition for you, honey. 154 00:24:20,798 --> 00:24:22,925 You don't want to wind up like me, do you? 155 00:24:23,801 --> 00:24:24,843 I'm here to save you. 156 00:24:25,552 --> 00:24:26,303 I got a raw deal, 157 00:24:26,553 --> 00:24:27,554 I really did. 158 00:24:28,097 --> 00:24:29,974 I died at my desk with a hard-on. 159 00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:32,101 Carol, 160 00:24:32,351 --> 00:24:33,351 it wasn't fair. 161 00:24:34,103 --> 00:24:35,396 They threw the book at me. 162 00:24:36,063 --> 00:24:37,314 I still got some bruises. 163 00:24:38,691 --> 00:24:41,694 I'm telling you, Carol... it wasn't fair, 164 00:24:42,695 --> 00:24:43,946 but I'm going to save you. 165 00:24:44,196 --> 00:24:45,280 I'm going to help you. 166 00:24:47,616 --> 00:24:48,784 Look at these chains. 167 00:24:50,202 --> 00:24:51,745 These worldly whatnots. 168 00:24:53,455 --> 00:24:56,792 I have to walk around in time endless 169 00:24:57,376 --> 00:24:58,794 with these heavy chains. 170 00:24:59,712 --> 00:25:00,754 Is it not fair? 171 00:25:01,422 --> 00:25:04,091 -Lance, even the Grim Reaper can't shut you up. 172 00:25:04,383 --> 00:25:05,926 Please, just get to the point. 173 00:25:06,802 --> 00:25:10,806 -Okay, listen, I got a really good proposition for you, honey, 174 00:25:11,056 --> 00:25:12,808 because I made a deal with the committee, 175 00:25:13,058 --> 00:25:14,101 so you're pretty lucky. 176 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:15,894 You understand what I mean? 177 00:25:16,603 --> 00:25:18,105 Do you understand what I mean? 178 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:19,480 Okay, honey. 179 00:25:19,690 --> 00:25:22,192 You're going to be visited by three spirits. 180 00:25:22,443 --> 00:25:24,820 -Oh no. -Oh, yes, you are. 181 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,699 I'll tell you what, if you don't cooperate, Carol, 182 00:25:30,868 --> 00:25:32,453 you know what's going to happen. 183 00:25:33,203 --> 00:25:34,788 You know what's going to happen. 184 00:25:36,415 --> 00:25:37,708 These heavy chains. 185 00:25:38,459 --> 00:25:39,752 -What am I supposed to do? 186 00:25:40,878 --> 00:25:41,879 -You know, Carol, 187 00:25:42,379 --> 00:25:44,173 it's been seven long years, 188 00:25:44,798 --> 00:25:45,841 lonely years. 189 00:25:46,425 --> 00:25:49,053 You still look pretty damn good to me, tootsie. 190 00:25:50,554 --> 00:25:51,554 You know that? 191 00:25:51,764 --> 00:25:53,015 Do you know what death is? 192 00:25:53,432 --> 00:25:54,850 You don't know what death is. 193 00:25:55,142 --> 00:25:56,393 I know what death is. 194 00:25:57,144 --> 00:25:59,313 It's an ever-endless wet dream 195 00:26:00,064 --> 00:26:02,149 and you keep waking up before you come. 196 00:26:02,983 --> 00:26:04,151 What about it, tootsie? 197 00:26:05,194 --> 00:26:08,697 There's nobody that gives good blowjobs in heaven. 198 00:26:10,157 --> 00:26:11,158 How about it, baby? 199 00:26:13,285 --> 00:26:14,328 For old Lancey. 200 00:26:17,414 --> 00:26:18,415 Carol poo, 201 00:26:19,166 --> 00:26:20,166 is there a bathroom here? 202 00:26:20,292 --> 00:26:21,292 I'll clean up. 203 00:26:23,670 --> 00:26:25,297 I'll take my chains off for you. 204 00:26:26,340 --> 00:26:27,341 Please, Carol. 205 00:26:28,717 --> 00:26:30,844 It's so cold out there. 206 00:26:35,099 --> 00:26:36,699 -I don't see why we have to be so quiet. 207 00:26:36,934 --> 00:26:38,310 Nobody can hear us in here. 208 00:26:39,103 --> 00:26:40,104 -Shush. 209 00:26:40,354 --> 00:26:42,523 If Scrooge hears us, I'll get fired for sure. 210 00:26:43,524 --> 00:26:45,818 -What's this chick, Carol Scrooge, like anyway? 211 00:26:46,110 --> 00:26:48,112 How come you never introduced me to her? 212 00:26:49,113 --> 00:26:51,156 Maybe she'd make me playboy of the month. 213 00:26:51,490 --> 00:26:53,617 Hey, I hear they pay a lot of dough for that. 214 00:26:53,867 --> 00:26:54,993 Enough to get married on. 215 00:26:55,869 --> 00:26:56,870 -Just be quiet. 216 00:26:57,955 --> 00:27:01,333 She's got lots of playboys and I bet they don't get paid much anyway. 217 00:27:01,583 --> 00:27:03,961 Just what she calls fringe benefits. 218 00:27:05,003 --> 00:27:06,505 -What fringe benefits? 219 00:27:06,839 --> 00:27:07,839 -Never mind. 220 00:27:08,006 --> 00:27:10,050 Why don't you just pay attention to me? 221 00:27:10,425 --> 00:27:12,344 -Why don't you quit your damn ironing? 222 00:30:38,342 --> 00:30:41,261 -Are you the spirit whose coming was foretold to me? 223 00:30:42,763 --> 00:30:43,805 -I am. 224 00:30:46,016 --> 00:30:47,100 -Who and what are you? 225 00:30:48,769 --> 00:30:52,814 -I am the ghost of Christmas past. 226 00:30:53,774 --> 00:30:54,775 -Long past? 227 00:30:56,151 --> 00:30:57,152 -Your past. 228 00:30:58,904 --> 00:31:00,572 -Could you put on your hat? 229 00:31:01,114 --> 00:31:02,616 That light is hurting my eyes. 230 00:31:03,116 --> 00:31:04,117 -What? 231 00:31:04,576 --> 00:31:05,827 Would you so soon, 232 00:31:06,078 --> 00:31:09,081 with worldly hands, put out the light I give? 233 00:31:09,998 --> 00:31:13,710 Is it not enough that you are one of those whose passions made this hat, 234 00:31:14,211 --> 00:31:19,633 and force me through all eternity to wear it low upon my brow? 235 00:31:19,966 --> 00:31:21,385 -All right, all right. 236 00:31:22,094 --> 00:31:23,136 Don't be so touchy. 237 00:31:24,388 --> 00:31:25,639 What do you want, anyway? 238 00:31:26,556 --> 00:31:27,808 -Your welfare. 239 00:31:28,809 --> 00:31:30,977 -If it's my welfare you're so concerned about, 240 00:31:31,228 --> 00:31:33,397 why don't you let me get a whole night's sleep? 241 00:31:34,064 --> 00:31:36,358 -Your reclamation, then. 242 00:31:37,651 --> 00:31:41,071 Come, rise and walk with me. 243 00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:50,038 -I'm not going out that way. 244 00:31:50,455 --> 00:31:52,308 We mortals aren't too good in the flying department, 245 00:31:52,332 --> 00:31:53,083 you know. 246 00:31:53,333 --> 00:31:58,463 -Bear but a touch upon my hand and you shall be upheld. 247 00:32:19,943 --> 00:32:20,944 -Where are we? 248 00:32:21,486 --> 00:32:22,654 What is this place? 249 00:32:22,863 --> 00:32:24,489 -This is no place but time. 250 00:32:25,282 --> 00:32:27,909 Time without beginning and time without end. 251 00:32:34,666 --> 00:32:36,001 -American Express? 252 00:32:37,669 --> 00:32:40,255 Surely you must take American Express. 253 00:32:41,798 --> 00:32:43,717 Well then, Master Charge, 254 00:32:44,676 --> 00:32:46,928 will you take my Master Charge? 255 00:32:48,555 --> 00:32:51,016 Surely, you'll take Diners Club. 256 00:32:51,850 --> 00:32:53,768 I have Diners Club. 257 00:32:54,936 --> 00:32:55,937 -Who is this man? 258 00:32:56,563 --> 00:32:57,689 What is he doing here? 259 00:32:57,939 --> 00:32:58,940 -He is not here. 260 00:32:59,608 --> 00:33:00,609 He is everywhere. 261 00:33:01,318 --> 00:33:02,319 On Earth, 262 00:33:02,569 --> 00:33:04,529 he was a businessman and world traveler. 263 00:33:05,030 --> 00:33:06,907 His factories polluted the rivers. 264 00:33:07,407 --> 00:33:11,953 He used his many credit cards to rent automobiles and get airplanes 265 00:33:12,204 --> 00:33:15,123 that polluted the atmosphere, that others less guilty than himself 266 00:33:15,373 --> 00:33:16,541 were forced to breathe. 267 00:33:17,167 --> 00:33:20,295 His corrupt ideas polluted the minds of other men, 268 00:33:21,046 --> 00:33:22,047 and he died 269 00:33:22,506 --> 00:33:24,591 to face a justice that is eternal. 270 00:33:25,091 --> 00:33:28,136 -Why is he wearing these credit cards all over his body? 271 00:33:28,386 --> 00:33:31,723 -It is his fate to wander through eternity armed with the credit cards 272 00:33:31,973 --> 00:33:34,059 that made his life on Earth so easy for him. 273 00:33:34,726 --> 00:33:35,727 But now, 274 00:33:35,977 --> 00:33:37,187 no one will accept them. 275 00:33:37,812 --> 00:33:42,734 He is doomed to face eternal rejection at infinite Hertz counters throughout 276 00:33:42,984 --> 00:33:43,985 all time. 277 00:33:45,028 --> 00:33:46,029 -Diners Club. 278 00:33:47,197 --> 00:33:49,783 Won't you please take Diners Club? 279 00:33:51,451 --> 00:33:53,703 You must take American Express. 280 00:33:54,788 --> 00:33:58,291 Won't you please take American Express? 281 00:33:58,542 --> 00:33:59,876 -And will this be my fate, too? 282 00:34:00,502 --> 00:34:01,503 -That is up to you. 283 00:34:02,170 --> 00:34:03,170 Come. 284 00:34:03,338 --> 00:34:04,714 Follow me through time. 285 00:34:16,768 --> 00:34:17,768 -Oh my God! 286 00:34:17,894 --> 00:34:19,020 But that's impossible. 287 00:34:19,271 --> 00:34:20,772 -Does it look familiar to you? 288 00:34:21,147 --> 00:34:23,233 -I haven't thought about it in a long time, 289 00:34:23,483 --> 00:34:25,986 but that's my old room when we were in Westchester. 290 00:34:26,528 --> 00:34:27,654 And that's Billy Baxter. 291 00:34:28,363 --> 00:34:30,448 -This is my Johnny Unitas autographed football. 292 00:34:30,699 --> 00:34:32,826 I bet you I could throw it farther than anything. 293 00:34:33,076 --> 00:34:34,076 -And Barbie White. 294 00:34:34,327 --> 00:34:36,204 She was my best friend. Barbie? 295 00:34:36,454 --> 00:34:37,706 -Oh, you and your football. 296 00:34:37,956 --> 00:34:40,166 That's all you ever want for Christmas is a football. 297 00:34:40,417 --> 00:34:42,877 -Barbie, it's me, Carol. Barbie? 298 00:34:43,128 --> 00:34:45,797 -They are but shadows of things that have been. 299 00:34:46,089 --> 00:34:47,924 They have no consciousness of us. 300 00:34:48,174 --> 00:34:49,509 -You mean they can't see me? 301 00:34:49,718 --> 00:34:52,554 -That is correct, but you can see them. 302 00:34:53,221 --> 00:34:54,556 And well you should. 303 00:34:55,432 --> 00:34:58,101 For there is much to learn from things that have been. 304 00:35:01,146 --> 00:35:02,355 -Where's Carol, anyway? 305 00:35:02,606 --> 00:35:04,316 She said I could play with her new doll. 306 00:35:04,649 --> 00:35:05,649 -Well, I don't know. 307 00:35:05,859 --> 00:35:08,153 What do you want with a doll, anyway? 308 00:35:08,612 --> 00:35:10,572 -Oh, Carol, I think that's wonderful! 309 00:35:11,072 --> 00:35:13,116 I never get Christmas presents like you do. 310 00:35:13,366 --> 00:35:15,160 -You like it? -I think it's wonderful. 311 00:35:15,410 --> 00:35:16,828 -Not so fast, Barbie. 312 00:35:17,078 --> 00:35:18,413 You can play with the doll. 313 00:35:18,705 --> 00:35:20,385 But first you have to do something for me. 314 00:35:21,041 --> 00:35:22,626 Everything has its price. 315 00:35:22,876 --> 00:35:24,502 -All right. What do I have to do? 316 00:35:24,878 --> 00:35:26,046 -I want you to kiss me. 317 00:35:26,504 --> 00:35:27,504 -That's all? 318 00:35:28,673 --> 00:35:29,674 -Not like that. 319 00:35:29,924 --> 00:35:30,924 Not on the cheek. 320 00:35:31,134 --> 00:35:32,844 I want you to kiss me all over. 321 00:35:33,178 --> 00:35:35,847 And you too, Billy. -Oh, no. Not me. 322 00:35:36,097 --> 00:35:37,777 I've got to get home for Christmas dinner. 323 00:35:37,932 --> 00:35:38,932 We're having turkey. 324 00:35:39,100 --> 00:35:42,937 -Billy, you'll do as you're told, or I'll tell my mother that it was you 325 00:35:43,188 --> 00:35:45,649 who broke the dining room window with your snowball. 326 00:35:46,316 --> 00:35:47,317 -Oh no, please! 327 00:35:48,485 --> 00:35:51,112 If mom finds out, I won't get my allowance for a year. 328 00:35:51,363 --> 00:35:52,864 -Then you'll do what I tell you. 329 00:35:53,114 --> 00:35:56,826 I'm going to take off my jammies and I want you to kiss me there. 330 00:35:58,161 --> 00:35:59,472 -But I gotta get home for dinner. 331 00:35:59,496 --> 00:36:00,497 -Billy! 332 00:36:01,623 --> 00:36:02,832 -All right. 333 00:36:03,291 --> 00:36:04,751 What should I do first? 334 00:36:09,339 --> 00:36:10,757 -Why are you showing me this? 335 00:36:11,007 --> 00:36:12,592 -Does it bother you? -No. 336 00:36:13,009 --> 00:36:14,552 Well, I don't know. 337 00:36:15,095 --> 00:36:16,596 I was always fond of Billy. 338 00:36:17,263 --> 00:36:19,057 Our parents thought we would marry, but... 339 00:36:19,307 --> 00:36:20,307 'But? 340 00:36:20,475 --> 00:36:22,435 -But he sort of changed his mind. 341 00:36:23,144 --> 00:36:24,312 As we grew older, 342 00:36:24,938 --> 00:36:25,939 we grew apart. 343 00:36:26,940 --> 00:36:29,067 After I left home, I never saw him again. 344 00:36:29,734 --> 00:36:31,820 I always wondered what had happened to him. 345 00:36:32,570 --> 00:36:35,573 -How could you hope to have gained in friendship those 346 00:36:35,824 --> 00:36:38,159 the advantage of whom you so boldly took? 347 00:36:38,827 --> 00:36:41,371 Gaze upon this deed and know. 348 00:36:44,749 --> 00:36:45,750 -Billy. 349 00:36:46,751 --> 00:36:48,962 I want to see what you two look like. 350 00:36:49,587 --> 00:36:50,672 Take off your clothes. 351 00:36:52,674 --> 00:36:54,342 -But my mother... -Billy! 352 00:36:54,968 --> 00:36:55,969 I'll tell. 353 00:36:56,344 --> 00:36:57,470 Take off your clothes. 354 00:36:58,304 --> 00:36:59,305 -Oh, all right. 355 00:37:10,567 --> 00:37:11,568 -All of them. 356 00:37:17,907 --> 00:37:20,410 Okay, Barbie, I want you to kneel down 357 00:37:21,369 --> 00:37:23,371 and make Billy's pee-pee hard. 358 00:37:24,372 --> 00:37:25,498 Put it in your mouth 359 00:37:26,374 --> 00:37:27,917 and be very nice. 360 00:37:30,670 --> 00:37:31,880 Do you like that, Billy? 361 00:37:33,006 --> 00:37:35,341 -Well... yes. 362 00:37:38,511 --> 00:37:39,971 -Do it nice, Barbie. 363 00:38:01,117 --> 00:38:03,870 I want you to kiss him really good. 364 00:38:09,375 --> 00:38:10,376 Stop that. 365 00:38:11,252 --> 00:38:12,420 -Carol, leave me alone. 366 00:38:12,962 --> 00:38:14,297 -Then do it right. 367 00:38:16,424 --> 00:38:17,425 - 'm trying. 368 00:40:53,790 --> 00:40:54,791 -What is the matter? 369 00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:56,668 -Nothing in particular. 370 00:40:56,918 --> 00:40:58,044 Something, I think. 371 00:40:58,419 --> 00:40:59,419 -No. 372 00:40:59,545 --> 00:41:00,545 Well, 373 00:41:01,339 --> 00:41:03,216 I'd like to touch him just once. 374 00:41:03,466 --> 00:41:04,217 Just to touch him. 375 00:41:04,467 --> 00:41:05,467 -Quite impossible. 376 00:41:06,594 --> 00:41:07,595 -I know. 377 00:43:44,627 --> 00:43:45,962 -What was to become of them? 378 00:43:46,212 --> 00:43:47,212 -They were to marry. 379 00:43:47,797 --> 00:43:49,340 She bore him three fine sons, 380 00:43:49,590 --> 00:43:50,675 blessed with good health. 381 00:43:50,925 --> 00:43:52,885 They were quite happy in their situation. 382 00:43:53,136 --> 00:43:54,345 -Do they ever think of me? 383 00:43:55,012 --> 00:43:56,055 -My time grows short. 384 00:43:56,514 --> 00:43:57,515 -Please, 385 00:43:58,724 --> 00:43:59,934 take me away from here. 386 00:44:00,226 --> 00:44:03,146 -I told you that these are shadows of things that have been. 387 00:44:03,604 --> 00:44:05,106 That they are what they are. 388 00:44:05,898 --> 00:44:06,899 Don't blame me. 389 00:45:24,644 --> 00:45:27,021 -Are you the second ghost that Marley spoke of? 390 00:45:27,980 --> 00:45:30,024 -You bet your buns, baby. 391 00:45:31,192 --> 00:45:32,610 Aren't I just a sight? 392 00:45:33,361 --> 00:45:37,323 Honestly I think I am simply too, too divine. 393 00:45:38,074 --> 00:45:40,701 Oh, but divine is such a boring word. 394 00:45:41,661 --> 00:45:43,037 Overused, don't you think? 395 00:45:43,454 --> 00:45:46,040 I am certainly anything but boring. 396 00:45:47,333 --> 00:45:50,253 -If the first spirit was the ghost of Christmas past, 397 00:45:50,503 --> 00:45:52,838 then you must be the ghost of Christmas present. 398 00:45:53,214 --> 00:45:55,925 -You bet your mortal sins, you sweet pea. 399 00:45:56,342 --> 00:45:58,302 You naughty, naughty thing. 400 00:45:58,552 --> 00:45:59,845 I mean, I am the present. 401 00:46:00,096 --> 00:46:01,222 I'm now. 402 00:46:01,472 --> 00:46:03,140 I'm what's happening. I'm together! 403 00:46:03,391 --> 00:46:05,059 I mean I'm what's happening, baby! 404 00:46:05,893 --> 00:46:09,772 -Are you just what's happening to me, or are you what's happening to everyone? 405 00:46:10,064 --> 00:46:10,523 - Well... 406 00:46:11,065 --> 00:46:13,985 you are a curious little munchkin! 407 00:46:14,944 --> 00:46:17,446 Well if you must know, I'm your now. 408 00:46:17,697 --> 00:46:19,824 I mean at least NOW I'm your now. 409 00:46:20,783 --> 00:46:22,952 Other nows, I'm other people's nows. 410 00:46:23,244 --> 00:46:24,453 Oh, did you get all of that? 411 00:46:25,162 --> 00:46:28,124 I mean, I'm just happening everywhere, honey! 412 00:46:29,125 --> 00:46:30,334 I'm so now that, 413 00:46:30,584 --> 00:46:32,920 well, if there were such a thing as reincarnation, 414 00:46:33,170 --> 00:46:34,964 I'd come back as Bloomingdale's. 415 00:46:35,798 --> 00:46:38,384 -Look, spirit, just take me where I'm supposed to go. 416 00:46:39,051 --> 00:46:41,554 Last night I learned a lesson I won't forget soon. 417 00:46:41,804 --> 00:46:43,180 So just take me. 418 00:46:44,223 --> 00:46:47,268 -My! You are an anxious little cutie, aren't you? 419 00:46:48,060 --> 00:46:51,856 Well, all right, if that's what WE want. 420 00:46:54,108 --> 00:46:55,776 You may touch my tunic. 421 00:47:21,260 --> 00:47:24,055 Oh, I just LOVE appearing and reappearing! 422 00:47:24,305 --> 00:47:26,432 I mean, it's just too, too divine. - I suppose. 423 00:47:26,682 --> 00:47:29,268 - t's absolutely TOO ethereal. 424 00:47:29,643 --> 00:47:31,062 It reminds me of the baths. 425 00:47:31,645 --> 00:47:32,730 -The Continental Baths? 426 00:47:32,980 --> 00:47:34,565 -Oh, the Continental Bears. 427 00:47:34,815 --> 00:47:36,567 Oh, my, my, we are tacky. 428 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:38,652 NO, you silly goose. 429 00:47:38,903 --> 00:47:42,406 The ORIGINAL baths at the original Caesar's Palace. 430 00:47:42,740 --> 00:47:44,867 I mean, you know, Brutus was an honorable man 431 00:47:45,117 --> 00:47:46,660 and all that sort of thing. 432 00:47:47,370 --> 00:47:49,121 -What did you bring me here to see? 433 00:47:49,372 --> 00:47:51,499 -PLENTY, you little honeypot. 434 00:47:52,041 --> 00:47:54,960 I brought you here to see what's happening NOW. 435 00:47:55,336 --> 00:47:59,090 I mean you have just to look no further than straight in front of you. 436 00:47:59,924 --> 00:48:00,924 Tell me, 437 00:48:01,092 --> 00:48:02,426 what do you see? 438 00:48:02,802 --> 00:48:05,346 -Well, there's something, but I can't make it out. 439 00:48:16,524 --> 00:48:18,526 -Oh, Bob, please be careful of those balls. 440 00:48:18,776 --> 00:48:20,611 I only had enough money to get one box. 441 00:48:21,904 --> 00:48:22,905 -Sorry, dear. 442 00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:27,201 -That's Bob Hatchet 443 00:48:27,785 --> 00:48:29,078 and his wife Barbara. 444 00:48:29,328 --> 00:48:31,664 -Well no shit, Sherlock! 445 00:48:32,206 --> 00:48:36,502 Now, you just look straight ahead and watch how people less fortunate 446 00:48:36,752 --> 00:48:39,964 than yourselves celebrate the spirit of Christmas. 447 00:48:40,214 --> 00:48:42,842 -What could they possibly have to celebrate? 448 00:48:44,885 --> 00:48:46,554 Well, you just keep watching, toots. 449 00:48:46,804 --> 00:48:48,347 MAYBE you'll learn something. 450 00:48:53,519 --> 00:48:56,313 -You know, you've been working for that skinflint Carol Scrooge 451 00:48:56,564 --> 00:48:58,524 for four years now without a raise. 452 00:49:00,484 --> 00:49:01,485 -Yes, dear. 453 00:49:03,112 --> 00:49:06,282 -Honestly, if you were working for any other magazine in this city, 454 00:49:06,532 --> 00:49:07,992 you'd be making twice as much. 455 00:49:11,287 --> 00:49:12,705 God, I hate that woman. 456 00:49:17,376 --> 00:49:20,129 -Yunno it's strange, but I really feel kinda sorry for her. 457 00:49:21,630 --> 00:49:23,549 She doesn't even believe in Christmas. 458 00:49:25,134 --> 00:49:27,595 I think she's really just a terribly lonely person. 459 00:49:28,637 --> 00:49:29,763 -She's an old witch. 460 00:49:30,014 --> 00:49:31,014 -No, she's not. 461 00:49:32,349 --> 00:49:34,310 With all her money, she's sitting home alone 462 00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:37,480 on Christmas Eve, lonely and miserable. 463 00:49:38,689 --> 00:49:39,889 You know, we're a lot luckier. 464 00:49:42,067 --> 00:49:43,068 We have each other. 465 00:50:00,085 --> 00:50:02,713 -Come on, it's time for you to open your present. 466 00:50:02,963 --> 00:50:05,007 -Honey, I told you not to get me anything. 467 00:50:06,217 --> 00:50:07,657 -You've got to open the present now. 468 00:50:07,718 --> 00:50:09,136 -Oh, honey, you shouldn't have. 469 00:50:09,803 --> 00:50:12,264 I told you not to get me anything. 470 00:50:12,723 --> 00:50:15,684 -Oh, it's okay, I saved the money for my grocery allowance. 471 00:50:17,895 --> 00:50:19,980 -Honey, this must have been very expensive. 472 00:50:20,606 --> 00:50:22,399 -It doesn't matter, you're worth it. 473 00:50:23,609 --> 00:50:24,610 Do you like it? 474 00:50:29,031 --> 00:50:31,033 -Have I told you lately that I love you? 475 00:50:33,410 --> 00:50:35,329 -Yes, but you haven't shown me. 476 00:54:35,027 --> 00:54:36,028 -I can't believe it. 477 00:54:36,695 --> 00:54:38,614 I mean, they have no money in the bank, 478 00:54:39,031 --> 00:54:41,825 and he can hardly exist on the salary that I pay him. 479 00:54:42,075 --> 00:54:43,744 How can they be so happy? 480 00:54:44,369 --> 00:54:46,538 -Well, they're happy because they love each other, 481 00:54:46,789 --> 00:54:48,207 and it's Christmas! 482 00:54:48,874 --> 00:54:51,460 - What does that matter? - OH! 483 00:54:52,252 --> 00:54:53,796 You ARE a tacky bitch. 484 00:54:54,213 --> 00:54:55,798 You just better keep watching! 485 00:58:53,285 --> 00:58:54,286 -I love you. 486 00:58:57,789 --> 00:58:58,790 -Merry Christmas. 487 00:59:12,929 --> 00:59:14,765 -They don't even dislike me. 488 00:59:15,182 --> 00:59:18,685 As mean as I've been to them and they don't even dislike me. 489 00:59:19,227 --> 00:59:21,396 -Well, well, well! 490 00:59:22,105 --> 00:59:24,733 I think you're FINALLY beginning to catch on. 491 00:59:26,234 --> 00:59:27,486 -What happens now? 492 00:59:28,528 --> 00:59:29,654 -Well, my time is up. 493 00:59:29,905 --> 00:59:30,906 I've got to fly. 494 00:59:31,198 --> 00:59:33,658 I mean, you're not the ONLY boob in a bra. 495 00:59:37,079 --> 00:59:38,080 'Spirit? 496 00:59:38,580 --> 00:59:40,248 Spirit, don't leave me alone. 497 00:59:41,291 --> 00:59:42,542 I don't want to be alone. 498 00:59:43,085 --> 00:59:44,795 I think I understand now. 499 00:59:45,212 --> 00:59:46,213 Spirit, please. 500 00:59:46,963 --> 00:59:48,381 Please don't leave me alone. 501 01:01:03,498 --> 01:01:06,459 -Are you the spirit of Christmas yet to come? 502 01:01:09,254 --> 01:01:11,882 You're going to show me things that haven't happened, 503 01:01:12,465 --> 01:01:13,967 but will happen in the future? 504 01:01:15,343 --> 01:01:16,928 Is that why you're here, spirit? 505 01:01:20,932 --> 01:01:22,142 Ghost of the future, 506 01:01:22,475 --> 01:01:25,103 I fear you more than any spirit I have seen, 507 01:01:26,354 --> 01:01:28,523 but I know your purpose is to do me good, 508 01:01:29,566 --> 01:01:30,901 and I want to change. 509 01:01:32,444 --> 01:01:33,945 So I will bear your company 510 01:01:34,696 --> 01:01:35,697 and do it gladly, 511 01:01:36,531 --> 01:01:38,241 but please speak to me. 512 01:01:58,762 --> 01:01:59,846 Oh, all right, then. 513 01:02:00,472 --> 01:02:01,473 Lead on. 514 01:04:19,652 --> 01:04:22,072 Spirit, I don't understand any of this. 515 01:04:22,447 --> 01:04:24,824 It's just a cheap hooker picking up some creep. 516 01:04:57,732 --> 01:04:58,733 Come on in, honey. 517 01:05:01,236 --> 01:05:02,237 Don't be bashful. 518 01:05:02,779 --> 01:05:04,614 Mama's going to show you a good time. 519 01:05:05,949 --> 01:05:08,785 Close the door, honey. We don't want an audience for this. 520 01:05:12,163 --> 01:05:13,164 Take them off. 521 01:05:13,790 --> 01:05:15,417 Let mama see what you look like. 522 01:05:16,709 --> 01:05:19,879 Mama's going to show you a good time for your $20. 523 01:05:52,954 --> 01:05:53,955 My God! 524 01:05:54,914 --> 01:05:55,915 Spirit, 525 01:05:56,624 --> 01:05:58,126 tell me it's not true. 526 01:05:59,419 --> 01:06:01,504 Please, it just can't be true. 527 01:06:09,471 --> 01:06:10,472 -Look uhh, 528 01:06:11,723 --> 01:06:14,267 I don't want you to think I, I do things like this. 529 01:06:14,517 --> 01:06:15,810 Uhh, I mean.. 530 01:06:16,060 --> 01:06:17,060 I've got a family. 531 01:06:18,438 --> 01:06:19,522 -Sure, honey, I know. 532 01:06:20,773 --> 01:06:21,774 Me too. 533 01:06:23,610 --> 01:06:26,321 Come on, honey, take them off. I haven't got all night. 534 01:06:26,571 --> 01:06:28,323 Girl's got to make a living, you know. 535 01:06:38,166 --> 01:06:40,293 Come on, honey, I haven't got all night. 536 01:06:44,923 --> 01:06:45,923 Come on, honey. 537 01:06:46,049 --> 01:06:47,049 Let's wash it off. 538 01:07:03,733 --> 01:07:04,943 This is your first half. 539 01:08:48,421 --> 01:08:49,589 -Not too fast, baby. 540 01:08:50,006 --> 01:08:50,632 Ohh... 541 01:08:50,882 --> 01:08:53,301 It feels so good. 542 01:09:06,064 --> 01:09:07,607 -You sure take a long time. 543 01:09:16,407 --> 01:09:18,451 - 'm saving myself for the other half. 544 01:10:39,407 --> 01:10:40,783 -Oh, yes. Suck it, baby. 545 01:10:41,451 --> 01:10:42,452 Ooh. 546 01:10:47,123 --> 01:10:48,708 -The first half is over, honey. 547 01:11:13,274 --> 01:11:14,358 Fuck me, honey. 548 01:11:27,205 --> 01:11:29,749 Come on, Daddy, give it to mommy. 549 01:11:33,294 --> 01:11:35,296 Ooh, come on, baby, 550 01:11:35,963 --> 01:11:37,089 doesn't that feel good? 551 01:11:51,687 --> 01:11:53,523 Oh, fuck me, honey. 552 01:12:01,823 --> 01:12:02,824 -Spirit, 553 01:12:03,491 --> 01:12:05,117 please do something. 554 01:12:06,327 --> 01:12:08,412 You must have the power to change it. 555 01:12:09,705 --> 01:12:10,873 I'll do anything. 556 01:12:12,124 --> 01:12:13,125 Please 557 01:12:13,417 --> 01:12:15,378 don't let this happen to me. 558 01:12:16,295 --> 01:12:18,005 Give it all to mommy, baby. 559 01:12:18,256 --> 01:12:19,256 Come on, honey. 560 01:12:19,841 --> 01:12:22,218 Ooh, put that big cock in there. 561 01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:26,680 Fuck me. 562 01:12:26,806 --> 01:12:27,557 Yes. 563 01:12:27,807 --> 01:12:29,100 Fuck me. Come on, baby. 564 01:12:34,730 --> 01:12:36,107 Ooh, do it good. 565 01:12:36,649 --> 01:12:38,234 Do it good, baby. 566 01:12:40,403 --> 01:12:41,445 -Spirit, 567 01:12:41,696 --> 01:12:43,072 just tell me this, 568 01:12:44,282 --> 01:12:47,076 are these the shadows of things that will be, 569 01:12:47,994 --> 01:12:50,538 or are these the shadows of things that might be? 570 01:12:52,748 --> 01:12:55,084 Ooh, ooh. 571 01:12:55,751 --> 01:12:57,169 Spirit, tell me this. 572 01:12:58,087 --> 01:13:01,340 I understand the course a person takes through life 573 01:13:02,091 --> 01:13:03,968 is connected to certain ends, 574 01:13:04,969 --> 01:13:08,306 but if the course were to change then certainly the ends 575 01:13:08,556 --> 01:13:09,556 would change. 576 01:13:10,474 --> 01:13:12,560 Spirit, please tell me this is so. 577 01:13:17,148 --> 01:13:20,568 -Please tell me I can change the things I've seen tonight. 578 01:13:21,277 --> 01:13:22,278 Please, Spirit, 579 01:13:22,820 --> 01:13:25,156 tell me I can change these things. 580 01:13:27,867 --> 01:13:28,951 I'm different now. 581 01:13:29,952 --> 01:13:34,123 I understand the meaning of Christmas, not just once a year, 582 01:13:34,373 --> 01:13:36,334 but every minute of every day. 583 01:13:37,001 --> 01:13:40,004 I've understood the lessons the three Spirits have taught me 584 01:13:40,379 --> 01:13:41,714 and I'll never forget them. 585 01:13:42,715 --> 01:13:45,384 Please tell me I can change these things. 586 01:13:45,676 --> 01:13:46,677 You know, honey, 587 01:13:47,178 --> 01:13:48,971 you're a rotten fuck. 588 01:13:49,472 --> 01:13:50,473 Please, Spirit, 589 01:13:54,769 --> 01:13:55,770 please. 590 01:14:44,318 --> 01:14:48,531 -No, no, no. Spirits, don't let this happen. 591 01:14:48,781 --> 01:14:49,781 No, no. 592 01:14:55,037 --> 01:14:56,038 Oh, 593 01:14:56,288 --> 01:14:57,288 I'm alive! 594 01:14:58,124 --> 01:14:59,417 And it's Thursday. 595 01:14:59,750 --> 01:15:00,750 No, 596 01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:01,960 it's Saturday. 597 01:15:02,128 --> 01:15:04,171 Each of the spirits took a different night. 598 01:15:04,505 --> 01:15:05,589 Oh, it doesn't matter. 599 01:15:05,881 --> 01:15:06,507 I'm alive, 600 01:15:06,757 --> 01:15:09,010 and oh, it's gorgeous. 601 01:15:11,846 --> 01:15:13,556 Oh, what a beautiful day. 602 01:15:16,183 --> 01:15:18,978 I've never seen such a beautiful day. 603 01:15:19,228 --> 01:15:20,688 What a glorious day! 604 01:15:21,147 --> 01:15:23,315 What a wonderful day to be alive. 605 01:15:24,608 --> 01:15:25,609 Hello! 606 01:15:26,318 --> 01:15:27,903 Tell me, what day is this? 607 01:15:28,446 --> 01:15:29,447 Today? 608 01:15:29,905 --> 01:15:30,614 Why, 609 01:15:30,865 --> 01:15:31,907 it's Christmas Day. 610 01:15:32,158 --> 01:15:33,576 -It's Christmas Day! 611 01:15:33,826 --> 01:15:35,202 I haven't missed it, then. 612 01:15:35,995 --> 01:15:38,205 The spirits did it all in one night. 613 01:15:39,290 --> 01:15:40,875 They can do anything they like. 614 01:15:41,834 --> 01:15:42,918 Of course, they can. 615 01:15:43,753 --> 01:15:45,671 A Merry Christmas to you. 616 01:15:46,589 --> 01:15:49,175 The merriest Christmas to all of you. 617 01:15:51,135 --> 01:15:52,887 I think I like the way that sounds. 618 01:15:53,554 --> 01:15:54,555 Y€S2 619 01:15:55,097 --> 01:15:56,182 Merry Christmas. 620 01:15:56,724 --> 01:15:59,310 Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas! 621 01:16:00,019 --> 01:16:01,479 Oh, I feel so good. 622 01:16:02,188 --> 01:16:05,024 I'll celebrate Christmas every day of the year. 623 01:16:06,734 --> 01:16:09,737 I'll be the best person I can possibly be. 624 01:16:11,363 --> 01:16:12,490 I'll do better than that. 625 01:16:12,740 --> 01:16:14,116 I'll be a friend to the needy. 626 01:16:14,617 --> 01:16:16,243 I'll be a friend to everyone! 627 01:16:18,287 --> 01:16:20,456 I'll never be mean again!